一位MM的超强英语,^_^

超强英语,来自一位前台小姐,哈哈哈biggrin.gibiggrin.gi

年前来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己,比较清闲,就面带微笑的:

     前台小姐:“hello?“

     老外:“hi.”

     前台小姐:“you have what thing?“

     老外:“can you speak english?“

     前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?“

     老外:“can anybody else speak english? “

     前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.“

     老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?“

     前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.“

     老外:“i want to speak to your head.“

     前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.“
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我跟你说吧,泡妞说来就两个字,“靓仔”。

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Good good study, day day up. :D

情自当时已知薄,心非此夜始成灰。

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我还记得以前常说,no three no four, hahaha, 不三不四。
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